Posted by: nimbu | January 14, 2007

Who’s God is the better real-estate agent?

Religious people believe that God gave them some land. I find it absurd. Muslims believe that God gave them Arabia and Jerusalem. Jews believe that God gave them Israel – the obvious source of much of the Middle East conflicts today. When you have 3 religions that believe that God gave them the same piece of land, what to do? Who’s God is more right?

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  1. I wonder if the flying spaghetti monster is in any way tied to Italy? It might be the holy land after all and how many innocent noodly icons of faith are being desecrated there after all.

  2. Tooo funny.

    Noodles also exist in various forms in the Orient as well as the Indian sub-continent. Maybe they have a claim too. I know the FSM has meatballs in many depictions, but I’m not sure that’s an accurate portrayal of our lord.

    I think it’s an Italian conspiracy to make it the “spaghetti” monster, rather than the noodle-monster of the Orient and India.

    The Vatican’s at it again!


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